"Ya'll are Doody" Patch

We're patch fiends too, so we get it—you need your fix fast! We process orders within 1–3 business days.

For our friends in the US, shipping is only $4.99 (2–5 business days), but if your haul is $35 or more, we'll cover the shipping cost completely!

International shipping is $9.99, but we also offer FREE shipping on international orders over $35, and delivery typically takes 5–15 business days (just remember you'll be responsible for any customs fees your country charges).

We make it easy to pay for your patch addiction! We happily accept all major credit cards, plus the speediest digital options around: Shop Pay, Apple Pay, Amazon Pay, Google Pay, and PayPal. Go ahead and click that "Buy Now" button—we're ready!

We offer a hassle free 30-day return window from the date of purchase, provided the item is unused and still in its original packaging.

Just a heads-up: items like our "oops" bags, clearance items, gift cards, and limited edition drops are final sales. If you have a defective or damaged item, we'll gladly exchange it! Just email us first, and remember you'll need to cover the shipping cost to send it back our way.

Once your patches hit the mail, you'll get a Shipment Confirmation email with your tracking number—be sure to check that spam folder, just in case! For the most current status, you can always log into your account using the link at the top of the page (or right here below) to view all shipping updates. Happy tracking!