Middle Finger Meme Guy Glow in the Dark PVC Morale Patch
Patch Fiend
2.5 × 2.9 inPVCHook-backedGlows in the dark
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Dimensions: 2.5 in. by 2.9 in.
Material: PVC
Backing: Hook Back
Packaging: Resealable zip-top bag
When words aren't enough, let this patch do the talking. Perfect for those days you're feeling a bit antisocial or just want to send a clear message, this middle finger meme patch gets straight to the point.
Style: 3D PVC, hook-backed
Feature: Glows in the dark
Vibe: Says it so you don't have to
Theme: Meme humor
Patch By: Patch Fiend
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