"Tax This, Fed Boy" Patch
$12.49 USD
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"Tax This, Fed Boy" Patch
$12.49 USD
3.25 × 2.5 inEmbroideredHook-backed
🚚 Ships in 1–3 business days. Free U.S. shipping on orders $35+.
🔒 Secure checkout · 30-day easy returns
Patch specs
Dimensions: 3.25 in. by 2.5 in.
Material: Embroidered
Backing: Hook Back
Packaging: Resealable window bag
Description
The cul-de-sac's farm boy, all grown up. A well-known '90s cartoon kid, a yellow field, and a message for the tax man that needs no explanation. Tax This, Fed Boy is for every latchkey kid who turned into a semi-responsible adult, neck deep in 401(k)s and 1099s, and who would still like a word with whoever keeps taking the first third of every paycheck. Rectangular, embroidered, hook back, and the fastest way to walk yourself into an audit. The full wording is on the patch; read it in the photos.
Style: Embroidered, hook-backed
Vibe: Defiant, crude, '90s kid energy
Theme: Anti-tax parody, cartoon cul-de-sac edition
Patch By: FOTB Patches
Shipping and delivery
We're patch fiends too, so we get it, you need your fix fast! We process orders within 1–3 business days.
For our friends in the US, shipping is $5.99 (2–5 business days), and if your haul is $35 or more we'll cover it completely!
International shipping is a flat rate by region and shows at checkout, with delivery typically taking 5–15 business days (just remember you'll be responsible for any customs fees your country charges).
Returns
We offer a hassle free 30-day return window from the date of delivery, provided the item is unused and still in its original packaging.
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