Mythical "BEER" Bear Deer Creature PVC Morale Patch

Patch Fiend

Mythical "BEER" Bear Deer Creature PVC Morale Patch

Q: Can I return the products?

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$12.75 USD

In stock

2.7 × 2.8 inPVCHook-backed

🚚 Ships in 1–3 business days. Free U.S. shipping on orders $35+.

🔒 Secure checkout · 30-day easy returns

Dimensions: 2.7 in. by 2.8 in.
Material: PVC
Backing: Hook Back

Packaging: Resealable zip-top bag

They say it's mythical, a product of Gods (or inebriated bad decisions...) Either way, this hilarious Bear/Deer hybrid patch is sure to get laughs! This hook-backed "BEER" patch is ready to spark conversations on your gear or patch wall.

Style: 3D PVC, hook-backed
Vibe: Mythical, probably hungover
Theme: Animal pun humor
Patch By: Patch Fiend

We're patch fiends too, so we get it, you need your fix fast! We process orders within 1–3 business days.

For our friends in the US, shipping is $5.99 (2–5 business days), and if your haul is $35 or more we'll cover it completely!

International shipping is a flat rate by region and shows at checkout, with delivery typically taking 5–15 business days (just remember you'll be responsible for any customs fees your country charges).

See the full shipping policy here

We offer a hassle free 30-day return window from the date of delivery, provided the item is unused and still in its original packaging.

Just a heads-up: items like our "oops" bags, clearance items, gift cards, and limited edition drops are final sales. If you have a defective or damaged item, we'll gladly exchange it. Just email us first, and remember you'll need to cover the shipping cost to send it back our way.

See the full policy here

We accept all major credit cards, plus the speediest digital options around: Shop Pay, Apple Pay, Amazon Pay, Google Pay, and PayPal.

Once your patches hit the mail, you'll get a Shipment Confirmation email with your tracking number, so be sure to check that spam folder just in case. For the most current status you can always log into your account to view all shipping updates.