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Amazon Customer My daughter just got a chainsaw and I just had to get this for her. It's perfect
"Choose Violence" Chainsaw Chicken PVC Morale Patch
$12.75 USD
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Patch Fiend
"Choose Violence" Chainsaw Chicken PVC Morale Patch
$12.75 USD
2.8 × 3 inPVCHook-backed
Ships in 1–3 business days. Free U.S. shipping on orders $35+.
Secure checkout · 30-day easy returns
Patch specs
Dimensions: 2.8 in. by 3.0 in.
Material: PVC
Backing: Hook Back
Packaging: Resealable zip-top bag
Description
Wake up and choose violence! This durable PVC rubber patch features a hilarious chainsaw-wielding chicken, perfect for your tactical gear, backpack, or even your dog's harness. Hook-backed for easy attachment.
Style: 3D PVC, hook-backed
Vibe: Woke up and chose violence
Theme: Funny animal humor
Patch By: Patch Fiend
Shipping and delivery
We're patch fiends too, so we get it, you need your fix fast! We process orders within 1–3 business days.
For our friends in the US, shipping is $5.99 (2–5 business days), and if your haul is $35 or more we'll cover it completely!
International shipping is a flat rate by region and shows at checkout, with delivery typically taking 5–15 business days (just remember you'll be responsible for any customs fees your country charges).
Returns
We offer a hassle free 30-day return window from the date of delivery, provided the item is unused and still in its original packaging.
Just a heads-up: items like our "oops" bags, clearance items, gift cards, and limited edition drops are final sales. If you have a defective or damaged item, we'll gladly exchange it. Just email us first, and remember you'll need to cover the shipping cost to send it back our way.
Payment and tracking
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